stvrklight:

chancethereaper:

snowhands:

see this is why i’m conflicted when people call him a mysterious man of the forest or whatever because he’s literally just like this all the time

Where are his legs

mjwatson:

reblog this and put your eye colour, hair colour, and height in the tags!

ao3commentoftheday:

castles-of-words:

pick your stories. pick… pick fewer stories than that. put some stories back. that’s too many

alrightevans:

marauders: we’re just so cool and rebellious

marauders: spend hours upon hours in the library meticulously studying hogwarts, sketching maps, researching magic way beyond their age level 

 marauders: skool sux get rekt filch

dirtyalmondskin:

pettysexual:

gluten-free-pussy:

not-your-basic-butch:

runawayrat:

hey h ey everyone look at This

incredible

It’s a hello kitty breast implant

Hello Titty

@staff !!!!!!!

🔫 fucking snitch

inglenookie:

gleamingandwholeanddeadly:

hungryforestofdireravenstags:

existingcharactersdiehorribly:

thenecronon:

bonearenaofmyskull:

felidfannibal:

will bans hannibal from making cannibal puns so hannibal bans will from making comments that perfectly strike people’s insecurities …. who struggles more

Hannibal, because Will is capable of just stopping speaking to anyone at all.

Will is also good at slinging shade with just a glance.

Originally posted by sirenja-and-the-stag

@existingcharactersdiehorribly:

#the name of this gif is literally will-suchshade.gif

Honestly tho can you imagine Hannibal trying to resist making a cannibal pun? Will watching him at dinner, daring him, holding him at gunpoint with his eyes, and Hannibal just….

“It’s soup. That’s it.”

Originally posted by sirenja-and-the-stag

“Well technically, it’s not soup. It’s …”

“It’s what?”

“…Stew.”

“His name was Stewart, wasn’t it?”

“Funny. I don’t recall.”

“I saw the business card. Stewart McAllister, Hannibal.”

“… A coincidence?”